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want to work at mcdonalds?

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida……..and they hired him because he was so honest and funny ! Name: Greg Bulmash Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. Desired Position: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be...

Jan 31st

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“Hiya kids. Here’s a message from your Uncle Bill. Don’t buy...”

– Love Actually

Jan 31st

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this is what happens to my friend katie while she...

Old Lady: Do you know where the Twilight books are?
Katie: They're right behind you.
Old Lady: Have you read them?
Katie: Yeah, I've read the whole series.
Old Lady: You're going to go to Hell.

Jan 28th

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Jan 27th

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seriously?

my new word is SERIOUSLY. cause seriously… you can’t go wrong with seriously. seriously? seriously.

Jan 27th

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Watch

omg this is sooooo funny! star wars retold by someone who’s never seen it

Jan 25th

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Jan 24th

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just click pls →

nuptse: (via howsyrface)

Jan 24th

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Jan 21st

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Jan 20th

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marcio simnch fashion →

marcio simnch has the most beautiful fashion photography i’ve ever seen. i seriously love every fucking picture he has on his site.

Jan 19th

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u of l

Tonight, my last night in Louisville. The college basketball team played against Pittsburgh, the number one team in the nation, and fucking won! Hell yes! 63-69!

Jan 18th

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Jan 13th

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Natalie!

It feels so weird to have internet access and to be able to update my tumblr again. Anyways this is the Natalie sloganizer and it’s one of my favorites. I just love reading random slogans at make me awesome. Haha!

Jan 12th

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