YES TO NON RAPEY BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

benkling:

I don’t know if you’ve ever listened to the lyrics of “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” but they’re kind of rapey.

“Say, what’s in this drink?”

The whole conceit of the song is that she wants to/needs to leave and he’s trying to keep her there against her will/better judgment.

I wanted to make a less rapey version. So I did that. This is it.

(Female vocals provided by Madeline Kling.)

You can grab it here.

(via mojofro)

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   This is my new favourite Christmas carol. =DDDD

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    YES TO NON RAPEY BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE

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    have always felt like...was awkwardly rapey....enjoy this...

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    FINALLY. A solution. Downloading immediately. Thank you, Ben Kling.

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